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10 BlackBerry Commandments


I am not a big fan of cell phones. To be honest, I don’t really like to talk in mine; I prefer texting, or chatting in person. However with the technology boom and all this new kind of cell phones, everyone has one, and something that annoy me most is to see people who plan a meeting with you but spend half of their meeting talking with someone else in her cell.

So, this post goes for those who are starting to be concern of why they are spending less time physically enjoying people who they love, or why their children are jealous of you spending time with your PDA or cell, boyfriends/girlfriends who start a fight just because you cant leave your cell resting.. Step away from the Blackberry, at least every once in a while and enjoy life!!!



Here it goes the 10 commandments:

1. Thou shalt not take the BlackBerry to any table with food on it or family around it. A BlackBerry is not a fruit, nor does it come from a tree.

2. Thou shalt not use the BlackBerry as reading material in the event of insomnia. It will only worsen your situation.

3. Thou shalt not BlackBerry in lieu of responding to a child's request (e.g., "Wait a second, I'm reading something.").

4. Thou shalt not place the BlackBerry within distance of hearing its incessant beeps while at home. It is not a bird.

5. Thou shalt not check BlackBerry as if it were your baby. It will not cry or stop breathing.

6. Thou shalt not confuse number of e-mails with self-worth.

7. Thou shalt do everything possible to misplace your BlackBerry on weekends. "There's No Place Like Home" will never be the tagline for the BlackBerry company.

8. Thou shalt remember that a BlackBerry is not a body appendage. It is a device that belongs in your briefcase or on your desk, and not in social settings.

9. Thou shalt refrain from bringing the BlackBerry to events involving family interaction. Extraneous dialogue with this contraption in lieu of real conversation suggests addiction.

10. Thou shalt never, ever, ever bring the BlackBerry to bed. Do this and you are BlackBuried!

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